Dates

Not sure where to begin in planning our date? Consider me your very own social secretary. I have plenty of ideas up my sleeve (most of which involve exploring inside your pants). I adore orchestrating experiences that linger in memory long after we part. As Daphne Du Maurier wrote, some moments deserve to be bottled like a scent, never fading. That’s exactly what I aim to create.

My speciality is what you might call the Girlfriend Experience (GFE). Those encounters that feel effortlessly intimate, like reconnecting with someone you’ve always fancied but finally get to have. Weekend escapades where we lose track of time, lazy mornings bleeding into indulgent afternoons, conversation that flows as easily as a bottle of Billecart-Salmon.

That said, I’m equally excited by exploring kink – and I’m very much a switch. Whether you want flawless obedience – yes, I can be the Maggie Gyllenhaal type of secretary as well as the social kind – or for me to call you something that would make even Freud raise an eyebrow, I’m game for whatever feels right. Not sure what you’re after? Don’t fret; my psychology background comes in handy for understanding the knotty intricacies of human desire. I’ll help you unveil appetites you didn’t even know existed. 

There’s truth in what they say in Le Bonheur: ‘I’m different since I met you. On the contrary, I’m even more myself.’ That’s my forte – encounters that leave you feeling more you than you’ve ever been. By the time we part, you’ll know exactly what you want…and when you’ll crave it again. 

Ready to plan something memorable?

As a diligent planner, I take immense pleasure in curating dates with substance. I’m a fan of dimly-lit bars with corner seating simply made for under-the-table exploration – think The Dover, The Fumoir at Claridge’s, or The Devonshire where they pour the perfect Guinness (I’m half Irish, minus the accent!). We could go underground at Zedel’s for cocktails and cabaret, or start with dinner at Noble Rot before seeing where Soho takes us. Cultural adventures capture my imagination too – The Barbican, Tate Modern, the V&A, a show in the West End. I’m all for discussing art before putting on our own private show (we could even invite some co-stars).

I’m London-based, so your hotel room makes the perfect stage for room service and servicing each other. But I’m always tempted by passport stamp opportunities with FMTY, whether that’s European city-hopping (my summer specialty) or further-flung adventures; I’m currently dreaming of visiting Tokyo, the Italian Riviera, Champagne region, and Canada. Past escapades have included feeling each other up on Venetian gondolas and hiking Cape Town’s trails. For countryside escapes, spots like The Newt or Heckfield Place offer the perfect blend of luxury and privacy for longer encounters. Whatever we decide, I do love an excuse to fish out my tiniest bikinis.

My diary fills well in advance, so same-day requests simply aren’t my style. I’m drawn to date ideas with substance, rather than rushed encounters. Existing lovers enjoy more flexibility through my invitation-only Telegram channel, where spontaneous openings occasionally appear. Meticulous planning has its rewards though…the anticipation makes everything more delicious. It’s worth noting, my rates aren’t published here. We’ll discuss those privately when you get in touch. While my fees reflect the caliber of experience I provide, obscure French film references and terrible Leo puns are always on the house.

Safety is sexy! Screening is non-negotiable for all new lovers; think of it as the paperwork before playtime. You’ll need to provide one of the options below, and once complete, I’ll reach out via Protonmail (Swiss-based, end-to-end encrypted email service) to orchestrate our rendezvous.

Valid Photo ID: A clear photograph of your passport or driving license (you’re welcome to obscure your address if you prefer).

Companion Reference: At least one reference from a reputable companion currently active in the industry. Please include their name, website, email, and social media details. A little tip: two references help prevent delays.

Employment Verification: A brief email from your work address, plus a link to your company website or LinkedIn profile..

I adore when my diary is brimming with fun things to come (namely, you and I), so advance planning is strongly encouraged. To confirm our date, I require a 50% deposit of the total fee – do have this ready upon booking. I accept deposits via bank transfer (Wise), Amazon gift cards, and Throne. Any travel or accommodation costs are yours to cover, paid in full ahead of time.

For established lovers, I offer the option to prepay a deposit before settling on dates, and I’ll prioritise our time together once your schedule cooperates.

Life can be cruel and get in the way of a much anticipated tryst or multi-day rendezvous. It’s okay! I am a compassionate woman. Therefore, the following cancellation policy is a fair reflection of the crazy world we live in whilst protecting my need to pay the bills, as I am sure you understand.

For shorter dates: If more than 7 days notice is given, your deposit may be moved to a rescheduled date within a 4 week period. For no-shows and cancellations within 48 hours notice, you will be required to pay 100% of the consideration.

For overnights, 24-hour and multi-day rendezvous: If more than 4 weeks notice is given, your deposit may be moved to a rescheduled date within a one month period. If you need to cancel within 7 days of the start time, you will be required to pay 100% of the consideration.

Finally, in the rare event that I must cancel our date, my first point of call will be to work with you to find an alternative date. If this is sadly not achievable, I will return the full deposit via the original method of delivery. Cancellation due to offensive or unsafe behaviour will result in the deposit being forfeited by yourself.

Your privacy matters to me as much as my own. I’ve shared time with clients who value privacy above all, and that trust is never misplaced. You’ll never find me gossiping, posting identifying details, or compromising your confidentiality. Our time is ours alone.

Absolutely! I understand it can be nerve-wracking, but I’m very well-equipped to put you at ease. Just let me know in your email so we can plan to calm those nerves together.

I enthusiastically welcome clients of all genders, races, religions, sexualities, and abilities. Everyone deserves intimacy and connection. My only requirements are compliance with screening and advance notice if there’s anything I can do to make you more comfortable. Just mention it in the booking form or email so we can get to the fun stuff

Afraid not! That said, if you’re concerned about authenticity (it’s a strange age we’re living in, after all), head over to my X or Instagram. You’ll find countless interactions with friends and colleagues which should reassure you, but if that’s not sufficient, we’re probably not a good match.